the perks of being a kyle.

thedailywhat:

Angry Over-Protective Fathers of the Day: In the first episode of his web series not to feature an (intentional) comedian, SNL writer Mike O’Brien invites Insane Clown Posse to spend 7 minutes in Heaven with him.

Everything goes better than expected right up to — and including — the part where Mike tries to plant a kiss on Violent J’s lips.

[laughterkey / ratsoff.]

thedailywhat:

Sleeping With Celebrities of the Day: Comedian Mark Malkoff — who’s done some pretty weird sh*t in his day — tries to save some cash while visiting Hollywood by attempting to convince a few celebrities (and a few “celebrities”) to let him crash on their couch (or, you know, treehouse).

[thanks mark!]

thedailywhat:

Blooper Reel of the Day: The Artist’s blooper reel is pretty much the classiest blooper reel ever.

[deadline.]

thedailywhat:

In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert sits down with Where the Wild Things Are author and affable crank Maurice Sendak to discuss a potential Where the Wild Things sequel among other penises.

Part 2 is here.

[ccinsider.]

This is hilarious. I love Maurice Sendack.

thedailywhat:

Backflip Compilation of the Day: Syracuse University student Sam Morrison’s dad bet him $100 he couldn’t do a backflip every day for a year. On December 31st, 2011, Morrison proved his dad wrong by completing 365 backflips — all cataloged on his Tumblr blog.

“I think my life goal is to do a backflip on every continent,” Morrison told Syracuse’s Post-Standard, which has been following Sam’s story since February.

In related news, there is absolutely nothing going on in Syracuse.

[samthecobra.]

Syracuse is such an exciting place to live, the only time we make the news is for molestation charges or backflip bets. Go Cuse!